Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Justa Lazy mans way to post

Think About It - Is there another word for synonym? - Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?" - What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - If a parsley farmer is sued can they garnish his wages? - Would a fly without wings be called a walk? - Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? - Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs? Had these questions sent to me by Arcamax, they do make you think though.

1 comment:

jackofall58 said...

Okay lets give it a shot...Know....the sea shore....kill it and pick it, two wrongs dont make a right but add potatoas and you got a meal...no they arrest him and through him in jail, when he gets out he is an excon-dement....not for long,SPLAT...so nobody steals the vidio cameras...soup....eys and dog treats as well as catnip....no they beat the hell out of him, he'll never talk( and nobody likes a mime anyway)...cause banks are stupid....go back in the woods and you will find little yellow arrows that show the deer where the crossing signs are....hope i was helpful, thanks for the vine