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I was going to just leave it at that. But that didn't seem fair to my legions of fans. Ha Ha. After all you took the time to click on your mouse to come over here to read my words of wisdom didn't you? I read somewhere {on another blog} that you shouldn't talk about what you ate on your blog because no body cares.

Well the hell with that guy. What the heck could he know about blogging he only has thousands of subscribers , 6 or 7 books... Momma and I went out for lunch today on our way to the movie.(More on that later) I had a Cheeseburger Deluxe with fries and a soda. Now there, aren't you glad you came over to read that? It was at Marianne's Diner in Phoenix, Ny at the jct of 481 and 264 if your going to drive all the way out here to try it. It was a pretty good Cheeseburger. I might as well tell you what Mamma had. 2 eggs(scrabbled well), Bacon, Homefries and home made bread. The total bill came to about $15.00. This is a diner that Momma and I meet up with the Mayor of Baldwinsville and his wife for breakfast a lot.

After that we let Badger out then went to the movies. We saw the one I've wanted to see since seeing the trailers. Gran Torino. It wasn't to shabby. Clint Eastwood directed,produced and starred in it. It's done pretty good at the box office so he'll make another gazillion dollars.(I didn't sound bitter did I?) It wasn't too bad of a movie but wait till it comes out in DVD. We spent $15.00 on tickets,$10.25 on a medium bag of popcorn and a box of Goobers {can't watch a movie without goobers} another $4.50 on a medium diet soda. So add it up.$15.00 + at the diner and another $29.50 to go to the movies {Damn) and it was a matinee. Momma sure is expensive to take out on a date. Now if we were still dating I would expect a little somethin somethin if you know what I mean. Now that we have been together for 24 years(who's counting) getting lucky for me is if momma falls a sleep before I do.

Justa digging out

I got this picture off of one of the blogs I read on a regular basis. Innfromthenight. He isn't exactly a fan of the Messiah either. In fact he doesn't like him at all. I like him(Obama) a little bit. He can at least string 3 or 4 words together. Can't stand his Liberal leanings however.

I had to dig the snow blower out of the shed this morning. We had some drifts on the side of the house that were 4 feet high. I like to keep a path all the way around the house so that momma can roof rake.{ She likes to do it so don't go all feminist on me}.

 

THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING
MALE BASHING JOKES

  1.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

  2..

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

  3.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."

  4.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

  5.

All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

  6.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

  7.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

  8.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same.

  9.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.

10.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

11.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,"Dust!"

12.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

13.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.

14.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.

15.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred lettrs. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine

These jokes and the Obma {I mean Osma} picture are from Madeyoulaugh.com

Sorry for the long post I just wanted to get some of this important information out! Cindy and I have a little running around to do today. We're going to go let Badger out, Cindy has to go move her cubicle at work then we're going to go see Gran Torino at the movies. We haven't been to the movies in forever. Is it still 35 cents to get in. I hope so because I'll have 20 cents left for snacks.

Justa running for President someday

Are we proud Grandparents or what? Just think he could grow up to be the President of the United States. Brandon is looking more and more like his dad everyday. {Poor kid}

Tax Time

Now remember when you file your taxes this year. You don't have to pay them. Just tell them you forgot. It seemed to work for our new Treasury Secretary. See this blog isn't all useless and mundane. I now give free tax advise. Just remember "you get what you pay for."

New Blogroll member

I added a new blog on my blogroll on the right Trailerparkbarbie be prepared to laugh your butt off.(Well at least lose a few pounds) She is very funny.

Guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job.’

The social worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.’ The guy, wide-eyed, said, ‘You’re bullshittin’ me!’

The social worker said, ‘Yeah, well . . . you started it. 

See I told you she was funny. I stole{borrowed} this from her blog. I've got to be more careful about giving credit where I get my pictures from online. I noticed some of the ones I used {stole} lately checking up on this site. I've been lazy I will work on that. On another note. As far as blog rolls go I notice I'm on some blogs under Mental Health blogs. I don't think I've talked about my "Mental Health" in a long time. Wellllllll..... That is what I feel like right now. Most of the time I am well. Feeling pretty good. My Psych doc doesn't think I am Bi-Polar. He just thinks it was situational depression. He hasn't been there for my two major Manic episodes. They come about 5 years apart so I have about 5 more years until my next one.

I'm starting to ramble. So I'll stop right here. Hope your feeling better Donna.

Justa changing

   Yes change is here. Now don't waste it. Don't spend it all in one place.

My Syracuse Orangemen Basketball team are going into their January swoon in the Big East. There is a point in every game that they have lost this year where the game seems to turn. It just blows my mind that Coach can't call a time out and stem the tide. We got beat by 10 pts last night and at one time towards the end of the game we were up by two with the ball. Ugggggggly!!!

This is our Secretary of State practicing for her meeting with Iran. Hey it worked in New Hampshire. This is pretty much what the new administration is going to be using as a tactic to extract information from the meanies in the Middle East. I mean God forbid that we would hurt a prisoner to get information. {It's ok to kill babies in the womb} But you'd better not torture someone that had something to do with 9/11. And don't tell me that John Mccain doesn't support torture.{did you see his campaign, that was really torture}

We just bought another computer for momma to use here at the house. She was using a lap top and it wasn't practical for working from home. We got her a used Compaq with an ACER monitor and a key board for $299.00 at a used computer store. Not to shabby huh? She has it all set up already. So we can be in the office here at the same time. Doing our own thing. It's kind of nice. Now we don't have to wait for each other to get done to get on line. I think we spent a total of $700.00 for two complete set ups.

I went to the Chiropractor today. My left leg was shorter then my right one again. So he did his little yank and twist and I'm ok for a few days again till I walk on it or stand to long in one spot. The report from the Independent Medical exam I had on Thursday should be back soon. It will be interesting to see what he says.

Cindy is on vacation all this week. We aren't going to go any where. Unless you want to call going to the Movie go somewhere. We have some money in savings but it isn't anything we want to spend so we will just enjoy each others company here at the ole homestead. She'll probably be begging to go back to work by Wednesday. Lol!

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