Wednesday, May 13, 2009

I'm justa wondering?

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.

In court, the trucking company’s fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.
“Didn’t you say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

“Well, I’ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the–”

“I didn’t ask for any details,” the lawyer interrupted. “Just answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, that you were fine?”

“Well I had just got Bessie into the trailer and was driving down the road–”

“Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.

Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question.”

By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe’s answer and told the lawyer so.

“Well,” said the farmer, “as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side.

I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn’t want to move.

However, I could hear ol’ Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.

Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.

Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me.

He said, “Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?”

 

So Stephany,Precious, Ladyjane, and Ana. How are you feeling?

16 comments:

Stephany said...

Well are you comparing us all to moaning mules that need to be shot? LOL

my whine status

I still am coughing and am sick from what I thought was an allergy attack that then went into yucky cold, the coughing at night has now kept me awake like the leg pain used to!

my legs though are doing great on the walks and I feel more muscle power now, yippee!

Mark Krusen said...

Stephany,

I've mailed you a block of cheddar cheese to go with that whine.{grinning} Maybe you'd better read that joke again. So Stephany, how are ya feelin?

Ana said...

I love cheddar!!!!!
Joke?
Was that a joke?
Which, where?
:)
I don't like mule shoes.

Stephany said...

ohhhhh I'm fine LOL

ladyjane64 said...

I couldn't be better, aint life grand? I think I'll skip to work today, singing (not whining)Have a wonderful day!!!!!!! :)

Mark Krusen said...

Lol! I'm out of ammo anyway.

Ana said...

Ammo???
There I go again to the dictionary.
Second time today. The first one was "posse".
We have this word in Portuguese with another meaning.
I'm still not sure what it really means.
There I go searching for "ammo".
Cheddar, yummy, yummy, yummy...
good cheese... yummy, yummy,

Mark Krusen said...

Ana,
Ammo is bullets for my gun. Lol!

Ana said...

Really?
I didn't search... Can I trust you?
If you take one "m" you will have "amo".
In Portuguese means "I love".
As love and hate are side by side...
Dear Lord!
I'm going to call Cyndi... bye

Stephany said...

hey Mark (and it looks like everyone else under the twisted realm of Penguinology domain)I think we have an apology indirectly awarded to us (remember the clown and mermaid photos!?)from Stan lol

Stan said...

This appears to be "Donkey Biting" humor at it's best.

Nice Job Mr K.

preciousrock said...

I'M JUST FINE, THANK YOU!!

Mark Krusen said...

Lol Precious,

THAT'S GOOD TO HERE.

preciousrock said...

Dear Mark,

It's taking everything I can do to hold myself back from telling you that you should have said "hear" instead of "here". It's just that I don't want to be accused of being the grammar queen.;-)

At least, Stephany is not cussing while she is pissing and moaning. She's come a long way with that.

Mark Krusen said...

Miss Rock,
Thanks for holding back your criticism of my use of improper grammar. There is no getting away from it you are the "grammar queen".

Don't pick on Stephany to much. She's still mad because Koda sent us that picture of her on the beach.

Mark p.s./Mark p.s.2 said...

Great Joke !!!!