Thursday, January 29, 2009

Justa digging out

image I got this picture off of one of the blogs I read on a regular basis. Innfromthenight. He isn't exactly a fan of the Messiah either. In fact he doesn't like him at all. I like him(Obama) a little bit. He can at least string 3 or 4 words together. Can't stand his Liberal leanings however.

I had to dig the snow blower out of the shed this morning. We had some drifts on the side of the house that were 4 feet high. I like to keep a path all the way around the house so that momma can roof rake.{ She likes to do it so don't go all feminist on me}.

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THIS IS FOR MEN TIRED OF RECEIVING
MALE BASHING JOKES

  1.

How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

  2..

Why do women have smaller feet than men? It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.

  3.

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me."

  4.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

  5.

All wives are alike. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.

  6.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months: I don't like to interrupt her.

  7.

What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

  8.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Many say monogamy is the same.

  9.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%. It is called Wedding Cake.

10.

Marriage is a 3 ring circus: Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, Suffering.

11.

Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" I said,"Dust!"

12.

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

13.

Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two Mothers-in-law.

14.

Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: That happens in every country, son.

15.

A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted." The next day he received a hundred lettrs. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine

These jokes and the Obma {I mean Osma} picture are from Madeyoulaugh.com

Sorry for the long post I just wanted to get some of this important information out! Cindy and I have a little running around to do today. We're going to go let Badger out, Cindy has to go move her cubicle at work then we're going to go see Gran Torino at the movies. We haven't been to the movies in forever. Is it still 35 cents to get in. I hope so because I'll have 20 cents left for snacks.

3 comments:

Ana said...

HAHAHA
Nice photo of you and your child!

Only today I did notice the "Justakrusen trying go find my way!"
That's perfect!:)
Are you sure the map is from earth planet?
I guess I'm using the wrong one.
:)

Mark Krusen said...

Ana,
The picture is of me and My Grandson. The map is probably upside down. Lol! Thanks for stopping by.

preciousrock said...

Wow, I don't even know what to say about this post except that I'm glad I'm missing 95% of my intelligence because he was a pain in the ass!! The mother-in-law was no peach either. Let's go back to male bashing now. It's more appropriate and politically correct.